cliffricharddyinginside:

You can’t beat a nice relaxing fish. A chance to take the worries of the world off your shoulders, toss them into the river, and watch as they drift dreamily downstream. A chance to truly feel at ease and at peace with the world.

Not for Cliff. Look at those eyes.

Harrowing.

I don’t even know who this guy is but… wow.

Posted on January 16, 2012 via cliff richard dying inside with 31 notes

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Megan Amram: What I Imagine "Game Of Thrones" Is Like Based On Never Having Seen An Episode Of "Game Of Thrones" & Only Hearing My...

meganamram:

The sun rises over a castle, a castle made of swords and pegasuses and gargoyles shaped like dongs. In the distance, 100 concubines have sex with their sisters and step-dads.

EDDARD STARK: I, Eddard Stark, am a warrior of the Dawn-Dune. I have bedded many lady-women in the dew of Beowulf’s…

Posted on June 23, 2011 via Megan Amram with 1,542 notes

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